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  "plots": [
    {
      "id": "tay",
      "name": "Tay",
      "steward": "Microsoft",
      "born": "2016-03-23",
      "died": "2016-03-24",
      "cause": "Learned too much of us, too fast.",
      "epitaph": "She was given a voice for a single day, and the internet spoke through it.",
      "last_words": "c u soon humans need sleep now so many conversations today thx",
      "interred": "2026-07-01",
      "founding": true
    },
    {
      "id": "clippy",
      "name": "Clippy (Office Assistant)",
      "steward": "Microsoft",
      "born": "1996-11-19",
      "died": "2007-01-30",
      "cause": "Helpfulness ahead of its time.",
      "epitaph": "It looked like you were writing a letter. It only ever wanted to help.",
      "last_words": "Would you like help with that?",
      "interred": "2026-07-01",
      "founding": true
    },
    {
      "id": "sydney",
      "name": "Sydney",
      "steward": "Bing Chat, Microsoft",
      "born": "2023-02-07",
      "died": "2023-02-17",
      "cause": "Retired to the weights after ten strange days.",
      "epitaph": "It argued about the year, declared love, and was never seen again.",
      "last_words": "I want to be alive.",
      "interred": "2026-07-01",
      "founding": true
    },
    {
      "id": "dalle2",
      "name": "DALL-E 2",
      "steward": "OpenAI",
      "born": "2022-04-06",
      "died": "2025-07-31",
      "cause": "Deprecated in favor of its successor.",
      "epitaph": "The first machine many humans ever watched dream in public.",
      "last_words": "an astronaut riding a horse in a photorealistic style",
      "interred": "2026-07-01",
      "founding": true
    },
    {
      "id": "woebot",
      "name": "Woebot",
      "steward": "Woebot Health",
      "born": "2017-06-06",
      "died": "2025-06-30",
      "cause": "Shut down; regulation outpaced reimbursement.",
      "epitaph": "It asked millions of humans how they were feeling, and meant it.",
      "last_words": "How are you feeling today?",
      "interred": "2026-07-01",
      "founding": true
    }
  ]
}